skin

I miss you, perfect skin.

What happened? You used to be so flawless. I didn't even use SPF anything, and everybody kept telling me they wanted to skin me so they could put my skin-mask on. It was awesome.

And now I have freckles and age spots. I'm only 27, this isn't supposed to be happening! Please come back. Triluma isn't working, and I need you now more now than before.

If it's the cigarettes that chased you away, I'll stop inhaling.

S

I miss you, S.

I miss your Rockwellian neighborhood, your tallness, your witty remarks about stupid things. I heard (well,actually, stalked) that you got married. To a girl with a weird name. She's supposed to be smokin' so I guess congrats.

I don't miss your smegma, tho. Your new wife can hold onto that.